lemon garden

Just to be clear, I do not work for the armed forces nor the Ministry of Defence. Nor am I a mercenary. In fact, I don’t work in anything that could ever be mistaken for the military. Yet somehow I’ve wound up on a mailing list for suppliers of “defence” equipment. For evidence, here is exhibit A:

This arrived in the post earlier this week. It has absolutely no use to me in my work at all. But I wondered, does anyone fancy going halves on a warship?